All Cops are Bastards. You caan’t say it enough.

Don’t you EVER say Russo again or I’m gonna wedgie you on a FIFTEEN FOOT POLE! Then, I’m gonna have Kevin Nash and Booker T fight for the right to get you down off that fifteen-foot pole, and whoever wins is the #1 CONTENDER and will face Bret THE HITMAN Hart for the Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship OF THE…

“I did not oppose busing in America,” Biden shot back. He continued: “What I opposed is busing ordered by the Department of Education. That’s what I opposed.”

What the FUCK? She couldn’t have known she was gonna get SHOT when she started the argument, the fuck is the DA thinking and WHERE IS HER LAWYER?!

SERIOUSLY? they can fuck right off, them and their miserable products.

This is good press. Highlights, Fred Rogers and Magic School Bus were the cornerstones of my childhood, and it’s good to know that something is still decent in this world.

This is good press. Highlights, Fred Rogers and Magic School Bus were the cornerstones of my childhood, and it’s good to know that something is still decent in this world.

These are the people who’re supposed to protect me from the GOP?

She should have started robbing banks!

Wow. I expected them to at least be trying to draw a distinction between noticing funny things about people of different cultures(Fun Fact-most White people don’t use washcloths!), which is a fair distinction-but no, they went full racist!

‘Additionally, his attorney’s pointed out that “no individual is wholly defined by their worst moments” and-’

‘That’s hot’? What are you, Paris Hilton?!

Realism can be selective! You know, like real engine sounds and fake punching sounds, it’s no big deal.

HEY, EVERYBODY! DID YOU KNOW THE BOURNE IDENTITY IS FAKE?! LOL MATT DAMON ISN’T EVEN A SPY!

I would talk about how much better the Japanese bikes ride, but I’ve never ridden a Japanese bike because they don’t do test rides.

So when does he get beaned in the head for showing off?

I voted for Kevin, but Kate’s list is a monster. I jjust don’t like Smartfood’s dull flavor, Utz is the best white cheddar.

The only immigration these guys like is slavery.

Does there really have to be 20 seconds of station promo at the end?

THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!