These better be SO MUCH CHEAPER!!!

All media they can’t control is liberal media.

Who doesn’t eat any of the flaky, crusty edges of pancakes? Fucking psychopath.

Funny how things work out, eh? The guy who warned that reckless emailing is a path to “legal HELL” is now relevant to a federal lawsuit because of his dumb computer files, while he burns in actual hell. Ya gotta laugh.

Every man, woman, and child would have to smoke about $2,500 of marijuana a year to fix our roads. And let’s be honest, at that level no one’s gonna care about the damn roads.

Who pulled this bullshit out of the greys?

Kojima being as focused and visionary (ugh) as he is, I would guess that there was much less speculation and redesign than there usually is in a game like Anthem or Ghost Recon.

They’re like Mad Max or Death Race movies: One guy’s vision, pure and unfiltered, flaws and all for your judgement. Undiluted sci-fi nuttery that isn’t a blatant ripoff of something else is rare these days.

Yeah, but Colin Kaepernick isn’t white-LINEMAN! Isn’t a lineman, I meant to say. Man, that tongue gets all slippery sometimes!

Or just keep the gun in your hands, to use in case an officer tries to shoot you without cause.

South Park.

I would make an exception for Nina Hartley and Sunny Leone-that was probably the most educational porn scene ever filmed.

Look up solipsism, and avoid it in the future. People deserve a chance to change their minds.

You haven’t seen the movie, and nothing is forcing you to. Let’s start right there.

Fuck this hydrox cookie with a stack of sheriff badges. And don’t straighten the badges out, either-random six-points in all directions, IN HIS ANUS.

I’m a Black man, but I feel like the plight of the indigenous peoples of these supposed United States is the most underrepresented and underreported epidimic in our country, because it’s been going on literally since the beginning of this country! We, at least, had the Reconstruction and Civil Rights Act, but it seems…

How do you know that?...

That just makes me want it MORE!

Well, try an Impossible Burger and see.