Do you bring up poverty rates when rappers go platinum?

The victims get paid, right? I mean, they are on Netflix.

Maybe it’s for left-handed people in the left rear seat? Is there a clip on the other side?

Is that a skitch bar on the trunk?

I don’t wanna hear SHIT until we get real-world observed city mileage. Turbos suck in real life, electric cars don’t have the range yet, the only futuretech I have any faith in is ethanol-powered hybrids.

Bullshit. If you had an accident within 30 minutes of buying a decently kept Saturn S2, you’d probably STILL lose your shit and be very discourteous because that’s how the mind works.

You’re right, we should always accept bullshit arguments without evidence from old white guys, it’s worked out so well for so long

Counterpoint: You have a gun and a bulletproof vest and you’re standing outside of a school where you can hear gunshots and children crying. Cop or not, how is it anything other that child neglect if you don’t go in the building?

Fuck the whole gun debate for a second.

If you get 20 voice actors to do 20 different reads of the same basic lines, you could have 400 different characters.

Be safe out there, David...RIP Shain Gandee.

He looks like he’s about to spring Eddie Murphy from prison so they can find the guy who stole his gun. NAME THAT MOVIE!

These better be SO MUCH CHEAPER!!!

All media they can’t control is liberal media.

Who doesn’t eat any of the flaky, crusty edges of pancakes? Fucking psychopath.

Funny how things work out, eh? The guy who warned that reckless emailing is a path to “legal HELL” is now relevant to a federal lawsuit because of his dumb computer files, while he burns in actual hell. Ya gotta laugh.

Every man, woman, and child would have to smoke about $2,500 of marijuana a year to fix our roads. And let’s be honest, at that level no one’s gonna care about the damn roads.

Who pulled this bullshit out of the greys?