Maybe they should be out of work.

Oh, they’re rushing us now?

When has anyone, EVER, got breast implants and taken female hormones to rape women? Or cut off their breasts and taken steroids to sleep-fuck dudes in an all men’s dorm?

Believe it or not, Planters makes the best cheese balls. Yes, the peanut company!

Halal as fuck.

Chess pie should not be confined to the South nor to April. It should be celebrated everywhere, at all times, as the great American dessert.

You’re one of those clicks, buddy. Some of us are Gawker refugees, we appreciate any undeserving celebrities getting snarked at.

It’s telling, though, that the only thing that actually has the Republicans concerned is the precedent a president would set by blowing past congressional powers. They don’t really give a shit what he’s done, just how it affects their own political power.

the only well-trained drivers in anything this big are the Jeepney drivers.

The thing about buses, and I guess it could apply to motorhomes as well since they’re comparably huge , is that they’re easy to see and usually stay under 60-65mph. Most of the crashes involving these vehicles are driver error at low speed, although motorhomes have been known to tip over in strong winds on the freeway.

Every time I read a Fancy Kristen headline, I think of this skit from Rick Ross’s amaing mixtape Rich Forever:

You know what? This could work... If they make it trailworthy, like the Cherokee or Renegade, it could still be cool enough to not ignore completely, like the Cherokee or the Renegade.

Every time I see this car, all I can think is ROAD HOUSE!

Gran Turismo Solo Mode-tier driving... by which I mean, not the kind of driving you brag about, but you take the win.

Nah, you’re just annoying.

Somebody should have Kristianna Loken overdub all her lines and mod it in.

We’re LISTENING to doctors, and also professional fighters, the ones who aren’t mistransogynist or sexist or assholes, and they’re still saying the same thing. It’s not inherently a fair match to either fighter unless somebody’s a weight class down, but how is THAT fair? Puncher’s chance only means so much in a real…

Who decided you were an ally? Shut the fuck up, I don’t know what you’re trying to do but you’re NOT helping.

WWE is full-contact ballet and a magnificent athletic showcase, and more often than not a legitimate struggle for control of the momentum happens under the choreography-they usually have storylines written for BOTH possible outcomes, and only about 2-5 minutes of most 15 minute matches are choreographed, meaning the…

Don’t let her spoil your good time, sis! Just buy the game and mod it to replace Sonya’s voice with dolphin sounds.