So, uhh... about that...

Did any of the monkeys in the plagiarised trial actually survive, or did they all die?

Nothing says “Duhmerica” like a desecrated US flag duct taped to a truck hood.

I mean, this is the company that is laying off 2,000 people while simultaneously giving Bobby ~Fucking~ Kotick a gigantic golden parachute of $400 million.

I’m just mad that his comedy is unfunny trash.

“Stop acting like you’re under attack!” he said, logging on in defense of the rich entertainer.

Traditionally speaking you are probably right, that he isn’t even feminist in any way, so also isn’t really a TERF vs a regular reactionary transphobe. But he once declared himself “team TERF’ on stage, so the moniker is self chosen.

As much as it would suck seeing that hack bigot wander onstage for the curtain call, imagine the extra sting of seeing your colleagues and coworkers eagerly embracing him.

I think the difference is that while those games are clearly inspired by pokemon, none of those creatures really look like specific Pokemon, which is definitely not true for this game. Most of those ones I’ve seen that are clearly “inspired” by certain Pokemon still seem legally distinct enough to not be a problem but…

My favorite part of this story is that nintendo hasn’t actually said anything. People are getting defensive over armchair analysis. 

Imagine being so insecure about your own skin color that something like this sets you off.  Just sad really

Gray suits you better.

Conservatism is a sort of political expression of nostalgia. It makes sense for many as you either have the urge to change the world to something new or something you remember. 

Reminds me of yesterday, with the news that Sports Illustrated is laying off its entire staff, when I saw people on Twitter insisting it’s because the swimsuit issue started including trans and plus-sized models. It couldn’t be that print is dying in general, or anything, right?

That reminds me of what still might be the best tweet ever, when someone said, “Exactly what machine did you think they were raging against?” 

One thing I wonder about the people who are suddenly outraged about this after thinking Green Day was on their side: why couldn’t they have continued to be blissfully ignorant of the song’s message against their beliefs? If they were clueless enough to miss the song’s message when it was first released, why the sudden…

So I guess expressing political stances in song lyrics is one more thing people shouldn’t try in a small town?

That’s because Dave knows how to laugh at himself, whereas Jo went onstage and whined about how everyone should be required to laugh at themselves except him.

Speaking of marshmallows, he melted the second the heat was on then started tossing his writers into the fire. 

So the Kelvin Timeline only starts when Nero shows up and destroys the USS Kelvin.