misterpiggins
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Today 12:05AM
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Or, as a long of people are finding out, you actually don’t have to if you have enough resources.

Today 12:00AM
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But they’re not really.  There’s no way they’re going to escape to Mars.

Yesterday 11:59PM
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Um yeah, they have already revised their estimates and yes we are going to get fucked much much faster than people assumed years ago. Science: It changes as we learn things!

Tuesday 6:44PM
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Got hit by one of those snow blobs once, totally blew in my windshield.  In the middle of winter of course.

Tuesday 6:43PM
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They should set their insurance on the asshole for the damages.  He’s lucky he didn’t kill anybody with his bullshit.

Tuesday 6:36PM
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Nice to see people are finding out they’re worth more than they thought.

Monday 8:32PM
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Damn, you wanna throw anybody but ERCOT under the bus huh? How’s that corpo cock taste, honey?

Monday 8:28PM
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I feel like people are forgetting this is only June as well. It’s gonna get hotter.

Monday 8:03AM
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Bullshit, some of you weirdoes bragging about being tougher than that baby and it’s fucking hilarious. Get a grip! Next you’ll be telling me when you was a baby you walked through the Gobi desert uphill both ways for a squirt of milk!

Monday 2:50AM
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Haha! Considering 80 percent of the entire world has no air conditioning and deals with temperatures far exceeding 78, this guy is a whiny baby.

Monday 12:54AM
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Yeah serious brah, what a pussy ass baby, it would literally shit itself if it had to deal with the 140 degree Kuwaiti summer in the high desert OOOOOOOOORAH bitches I had to deal with back in ‘03. *internet flexes on pathetic baby* Yeah, you bros are totally impressed I’m sure. Read more

Monday 12:45AM
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Racism would be the only reason a Senator would want to miss a day off work.

Monday 12:43AM
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Heh, heal the nation? How did the nation get hurt?  They never talk about that part of the healing process.