Hell, my first reaction was that it should have a delay between hitting the ability button and it happening. Like, you trigger it, and there is a 1-2 second countdown before the teleport, so so it limits the fuckery before bailing out. Maybe an animation in the screen border to limit effectiveness?

“Don’t you worry Mr. Trump, you’re in good hands! I’ve got an interactive program on here about how to be an Ace Attorney, and it’s never steered me wrong. I tell ya, we’ve got this one in the bag!”

Honestly Pokémon Center knew what they were doing... They keep creating the same problem over and over again by only producing ridiculously small batch of items. They’re just profiting from this and blaming the scalpers as an excuse. They’re all responsible...

Most analysts will say he’ll likely win the nomination but lose the election. Regardless, it’s still baffling how a party built on law and order ignores all the crime that he has (cough) allegedly committed.

How about some Kraft Mack and Seize...

They need to start charging the management and owners of these towing companies.  RICO these fuckers.

You sold me on baking in the hot sun. I like this better than sticking these things in fields where crops should be growing.

As an added benefit, you won’t return to a car that has been absolutely baking in the sun and/or the majority of your walk in the rain/snow would be covered.

Wow, really interesting, but I’d rather have third-party apps back. Amazing that a solo developer makes the official Reddit app look like it was made by kindergartners.

Han: Sooooo Luke, what’re you into?

Luke: Oh, I absolutely love jizz! When it comes to aural pleasure, nothing beats jizz! In fact, I love sneaking out to the clubs at night and ingesting as much jizz as humanly possible!

Han: ...

Make it so.

Only took them 16 years, an absolutely horrible release, being offered in game pass, and the gaming market multiplying in size since their last half decent release. Also what do I care about their sales, I want a good game, which to me at least sea of thieves is not.

Yeah, ship's gonna get righted into the same cliff the Rare ship dropped.

“microsoft is one of the most consumer/union friendly companies”

I have never, and will never, understand how “woke” and “social justice warrior” are used by a certain segment of the population as insults or something to be ashamed of. For woke because those people use it as a blanket for anything that’s even MILDLY liberal/open-minded, and for SJW because... why the fuck wouldn’t…

Yes, Bill Fucking Maher, the Conservative idiot’s idea of a “Liberal,” when in reality he’s more of the typical “fuck you I’ve got mine” Libertarian type.

Bill Maher is a dick. He was never a liberal. Seeing how he just barely got scared off from being a scab is more evidence of his unprogressive ways. A real progressive never would have even floated the idea of crossing a picket line. He just seems good at pissing everyone off.

Fun time reminder: Pat Sajak is a right-wing dipshit who rejects climate change.

Why do bigots always forget that just because they have a right to speak doesn’t mean that anyone has to listen?