“... as a teen or someone in their early 20's...”
Correction: “... as a 36 year old grandmother...”

God she thinks she is such. hot. shit. Maddening. 

As a lawyer who works directly on SEC regulatory matters, I’ll briefly touch on the legality side. In 2000, the SEC introduced a new rule, Rule 10(b)5-1, which provides an “affirmative defense” against insider trading. It basically requires public company insiders (and everyone named in this article would be…

Remember folks, it's only a crime if you're poor.   Otherwise, this is just smart investment/Capitalism.  

A person who falls for the line “You’re so smart, I want you to have my babies and then raise them and keep them out of my life except for occasional photo-ops, good luck!” might be one of the dumbest people I’ve ever heard of.

Neither Grimes nor Musk are American.  America is guilty of many things but I’m not taking the fall for this travesty.

“He really wants smart people to have kids...”

If you allowed all cheating, races would be mostly scraping/hosing the bloody bits of drivers off the track and walls.

After it was announced that legendary voice actor Charles Martinet would no longer portray Mario in future Nintendo games (starting with October 20's Super Mario Bros. Wonder) but would become a “Mario Ambassador,” fans were confused. What is a Mario Ambassador? Why isn’t Martinet voicing the Italian-American plumber…

Look closely at the shirt—his campaign logo is embroidered on one side...and his name is embroidered on the other. Is he deathly afraid of not being recognized?

Just wait it’s less than a month away

This came “after a brief interaction with the governor,” which saw Mitchell attempt to apologize for the backlash DeSantis faced over his question from June—

“People just didn’t recognize who the justices were,” Barrett said. “I think that’s better. I don’t think justices should be recognizable in that sense.”

“‘He is a nightmare for his lawyers. I mean, you have somebody like Trump, who has a fragile ego, who is a misogynist, who is a racist, in my view, and who also has this constant need to talk? Then, there’s a term for that, logorrhea. Then, that is a real problem,’ she told CNN. ‘It’s going to be an issue for his…

Well Amy, here’s my impression of the Supreme Court:

Every fucking ‘these days’ is shit that’s always been true. Every single time.

Seems to be a thing in every sport ever.

Well you’re not in the Melee scene, then.

“Friendliness is the enemy of innovation” is the kind of thing a CEO would say, yes.