Remember when this was going to be a two-parter? I wish it was a half parter.

John Kricfalusi's cartoon version of Björk from the I Miss You video.

"Zuckuss comin'!"

Rife Privilege.

(Spoilers for Catfish and Twin Peaks.)

I can smell the Axe body spray through the screen.

TrumpsOpenMouthThirstsForHookerPiss dot com still available.

In the heightened reality of Beaverdale, Jughead has sex with a pile of hamburgers while Ethel Muggs watches from behind the shake machine.

Add a zip code from one of their most hard-right gerrymandered districts to turn the screw:

I opted for Charles U. Farley, in tribute to 1990 cult classic Pump Up The Volume

When you see Cecily Strong's skirt upturned by a leaf blower and you think, "Oh no. I think this is my thing."

How is "The Bye Bye Man" not already a Jennifer Garner rom-com from 2006?

Amy Ryan?! No! You're awesome. What are you doing in this?

"You fought in The Blood Wars?"

WOW.

Liefeld’s “Extreme Universe,” which is a brand from Image Comics that
encompasses “nine comic book titles and nearly 100 characters”

I wanted to make a joke about Batman's sacred vow to fight pirates, but the best pull I had was Captain Stingaree and nobody cares about Captain Stingaree.

Takeaway by the exec who greenlit Independence Day: Resurgence: "See, I TOLD you the problem was internet piracy!"

Have you tried blowing into the Death Star's exhaust port? We don't know why this works, but sometimes it works.

"They call it 'stereotyping' and the kids…love it."