You should be banned from talking about anything. No one cares. 

I love how the writer couldn’t figure out any way to make him sound wrong about any of this, so he’s just hoping presenting the quotes on their own along with an insulting title will be enough. And to show just how right Tarantino is, just look at how Arnold Schwarrzenegger himself has just put out basically a True…

im so glad this artical got greenlit

Now George Lucas got Disney Plus as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Disney Plus. Trouble with the movies? He can go to Disney Plus. Trouble with selling merchandise, he can call Disney Plus. But now Star Wars gotta come up with Disney’s content every month, no matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, content. Theme…

This screams of “shake hands for the picture so the rabid toxic fans stop threatening my family”.

Woliner stuck the landing! Paul T. Goldman is the Tár of the Florida suburban insurance cubicle set.

But how many Texas Chainsaw Massacre trailers has she narrated?

Next thing you know they’ll try to put a dead dog story after an upbeat number!

Watching the Baz Luhrmann Elvis movie unironically do the “singer gets the audience riled up” scene from Walk Hard kind of broke my brain.

Saying that Walk Hard should’ve been funnier is a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

What, he stopped at “Lexywood Isles” instead of “Hollywood Isles”?

I like how Vegas has been incorporated into California (Lexifornia?).

Otisburg?

I was going to say that this show will finally reveal that they’re actually the same person and the grand finale will be them “Timecop”ing into each other, but they actually look quite distinct when you see them side by side up there. Watching Jr on his own sometimes the feeling that you’re watching Mo Money-era Sr…

Kinda sounds like they’re saying representation is nice more than they’re casting moviegoing as a radical political act. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why is there even an audience-review feature? How was this exact thing not anticipated? Everything doesn’t have to be a democracy. Probably most things shouldn’t be.

No one’s ever really the same after they play Hercules.

EB and her husband are the producers of the show. She created work for herself.

Her posture makes the outfit look even more odd.

drinking caf.