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Paltrow then added, "I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

Even the opening credits.

I understand Wiig's performance of The Target Lady has been classified a hate crime by The Southern Poverty Law Center.

I've missed how "bendy" the reality of Dave Chappelle sketches can be. It's his Bugs Bunny flair. The accepted reality of any given sketch can twist or detour, a Walking Dead parody can be not just a character review but character development (The clueless Clayton Bigsby is now an equally clueless Trump supporter,

Can SNL try switching up to an all-Bobby-Moynihan-as-a-slyly-grinning-dancing-skeleton-punctuated-by-baby-sounds format? Just for one season. No commercial interruptions.

Question: What was his nature and demeanor?

The flavor on every LaCroix should just read "can."

Voodoo Zombie Gary Coleman. Problem solved.

Special thanks to Dennis Perkins —

When Lin-Manuel Miranda said he "wanted to do everything" you get to do on SNL I immediately thought, "show the llama, show the llama…"

“36 percent of Americans engage in some form of Bullkake."

I hate myself that this is my favorite show.

"Goodbye Tarrful. Goodbye Chewbacca. Adios Esposito. Adios Sarge. Miss you I will. Say a prayer for Surf Boy, wherever he is. For your help, much gratitude and respect, I have. Maybe we'll meet again one day…when the fighting stops."

It's that Spurlock mustache. It opens all doors, from hipster and hillbilly.

"Rosebud…

Perhaps as Minister Zhang and as White Rose. Has Price called either identity by name? How much does Price know about any of this? How much can he know? He doesn't seem to run in the same circles as F_Society or the Dark Army. It seems he would be much more likely to know him as Zhang than Rose. Though they do attend

♩ ♪ Malkovich, Malkovich ♩ ♪

Brock Samson.

From that header image it appears Neil Gaiman and Brian Posehn are already attending. Why aren't you?

"Crystal Bell! Always Crystal Bell!" Tommy Wiseau shoots the monitor of his Dell Optiplex GX1 with a suspiciously old, suspiciously Eastern European pistol.