Danielle, Mary's been lying about where the money's coming from. I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but she's selling photos of you sleeping to some fetishist in Copenhagen. He bought Mary the grey McLaren P1 in exchange for your mint green pillowcases.

"Mobin put a special gift inside of me. His name will be Saran. When the baby's born, I don't want you to come around the house anymore, Stevie. I had a nightmare that I had a baby that looked just like you and I dreamt I drowned it cause I didn't want anyone like you anymore.

"Did you order the Code Red on Jesus Santiago?"

I have the greatest boner right now.

The Dirty Dozen: European Gigolos.

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Univision Reality is such an improvement over mundane reality. Ladies wear red scuba cocktail dresses at 8am.

"I would have waited an eternity for this."

Also, the walkthrough begins with an Editor's Note. It appears this was the only time an editor was involved in any capacity.

There's nothing MK-Ultra about these quotes. Go back to your corn flakes, plebeians.

As much as Archer loves Magnum P.I. I immediately pictured him in Limbo, the weird heaven Magnum went to when he died that was scored entirely by John Denver music.

There's a Sean O'Neal-shaped hole in The A.V. Club.

Exhibit DLC for disgusting little creep, from VH-1's Celebrity Fit Club: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

As long as one of the gals receives oral sex from a ghost, the majesty of the original Ghostbusters will remain intact.

And blow.

One, Leslie Jones needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time
machine.

Dr. Scott!

Eleven hundred men went into the humidor, three hundred and sixteen men come out, Steve McQueen took the rest, June the 29th 1945.

Alex McCown looks to the melted facemask of Sean O'Neal, turned on its side, plaintively staring back atop a stack of pancakes and powdered bones:

Really Viola? Because Lori told me you're behind on the rent and your boyfriend's sticking you with the bill for his improv classes.