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And to preemptively answer the question: Buster. W. is totally Buster.

Jeb Bush really is the G.O.B. of the family.

That robot is the only Japanese actor in the film.

Deep Hurting….Deep Hurting.

Snap zoom reveal of a detonator trigger? This isn't Bangkok Dangerous.

God is Not Dead 2: Pig in The City.

God Is Not Dead 2: The Kingdom of The Empty Skull

God is Not Dead 2: European Gigolo

God Is Not Dead 2: The God Who Shagged Me

God is Not Dead 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold.

Hating The Fat Jew: Finally, a body-shaming anti-Semitic beat we can all dance to.

Also: The dad from 7th Heaven is a criminal and Ice Cube stars in family movies. Go figure.

Remember how much you loved The Cosby Show? Well, you should probably be sitting down for this.

Straight outta Michigan, crazy motherfucker named Ben Cube,
From the gang called Neurosurgeons with Attitudes,
When I'm called off, a skull is sawed off,
Squeeze the scalpel and the lesions are sliced off.

After the last debate I pictured him falling asleep in a teacup.

Is Ben Carson gonna have to choke a voter?

After Hitler shouldn't the average European appear drastically less racist, if only by comparison? Like when you see a picture of Verne Troyer standing next to Shaq?

with Derek Waters as President Truman.

"While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression,…

In Kristen Stewart's defense, I think she could play a really convincing Rusted Metal Pole in a Barren Field. You'd have to shoot the whole thing in long shots and maybe use an actual rusted metal pole for close-ups, but with the right director and eight months training, I really think she could pull it off.