And then, traveled back in time to prevent his parents from ever meeting.

Average load time for the 2 minute Phantom Menace trailer, November 1998: 2 hours, 45 minutes.

Seven Batmans > Zero Batmans.

I would say, "There's this great comic book called Gotham Central — please just adapt that."

This will all be covered in BarelyHuman11's next video 1.21 Jiggawats: The Rate of Energy Conversion At Which Freedom Burns.

This Ain't It's Always Sunny could change the meaning of "a Charlie job" forever.

"Shut up, Leonard. I know about your crooked wang."

You mean like Rollerball?

I don't see Mr. Spock anywhere on this poster.

From our names alone, it was only a matter of time before The Parents Television Council and the A.V. Club ended up in a rumble. Stay gold, Sylarthecreator.

Katamari Damacy. Not since Georges in Sunday in the Park would a role be as hotly contested as that of ultimate intergalactic superdivo, The King of All Cosmos.

Teti's Mom, via Twitter:

A catcher and fielder's gloves.
"Uptown Funk" and "Can't Feel My Face."
And Power Girl.

"I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over, Prime."

Jay's Jeopardy recaps are my morning paper.

Also: why would Alfred put Bruce at risk like that? He's Bruce Wayne's sole guardian. If a teacher or parent witnessed Alfred backhand a 13 year old girl, in broad daylight, on school property - and contacted child protective services, Bruce would be turned over to a corrupt Gotham foster care system. An…

Just without any superheroes and with zero knowledge of comic books beyond cynical, entry-level "dark" clichés.

Maybe they could spin off memorable Indiana Jones villain Adolf Hitler into his own exciting World War II adventures?

It's only because they don't yet know that all strawberry milkshakes contain "cochineal flavoring," also known as "ground up beetles used as pink dye and a flavor that tastes nothing like strawberries and its been that way for 100 years."

Indiana Jones and And The Middle-Aged Target Audience