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So relieved to hear this. I loved Season 1 but the powerful stench of Dr. John's "In the Right Place" all over the Season 2 ad campaign was actively eroding my anticipation.

#YouGuessedItFrankStallone

“That company that makes fliers for missing persons.”—American Apparel, according to Jost.

As Vice President of the AV Club's Toby Huss Is The Strongest Man in The World Appreciation Society, I'd just like to say, "Hey smiling strange, you're looking happily deranged, can you settle to shoot me, or have you picked your target yet, hey Sandy."

We need a Kickstarter to get this man some fucks because he clearly has none left to give.

Men who would like to think of themselves as exceptional buy beef and blu-rays at Target.

I guess Obama is just too street to be president.

The first 8 designs were pretty good but then, strangely, the quality dropped precipitously.

If you type the first paragraph of Mein Kampf in the original German, the app translates it directly into The Art of The Deal.

The black patrolman fired three shots into Chad's chest, thinking he saw a gun in the moonlight.

The Golden Ghouls

E.G. Daily is delightful as a proto-Dottie manic pixie dream girl in the final, catharsis chapter of Trent Harris' The Beaver Trilogy.

This movie is magnificent on a big screen. John J. Campbell's cinematography is so lush it feels like a crime to watch it on anything smaller.

This is chillingly similar to when Adolf Hitler delivered a new monologue on Poland Tonight with Felicjan Sławoj Składkowski in 1939.

Greatest name ever.

I think I speak for many of us when I say, "Wait, Disqus can do that now?"

The frequently quoted adage, one that Lorne Michaels has repeated on at least one SNL Decade in Review show, is that the best SNL cast was the one from when you were 12 - when you were in junior high and just discovering Saturday Night Live. I don't think I've ever believed that, but it does bring up an intriguing

In the moment, it felt like "Okay, she's just screaming tweets now."

Billboard Names Lady Gaga its 2008 2015 Woman of The Year.

"When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?"