But Apocalypse had a scene where Magneto sliced a metal locket through a dozen men's necks (in slow-motion, I think), after his wife and child were impaled by the same arrow. Not to mention Apocalypse doing the same to a bunch of guys in Egypt, only with sand. And the massive global destruction at the end of the film.…

So he realises how close to becoming Joe Chill he was and then goes on to murder a bunch of goons anyway? I guess the lesson he learned was not to kill off actors who are contracted for multiple films.

How can that be the point of the film? Batman goes on a murder spree in order to get his hands on a green rock so he can murder an alien, and then when he realises that he and the alien are brothers from another mother, he goes on another murder spree in order to save said other mother. At no point does he learn a…

Earning the achievement for completing that fight without failing a single counter was so satisfying. On that day, I truly was the Batman.

Some good bits from the QUESTion board:

Smooth move, Ferguson!

They may have ultimately failed, but I gotta say that was a pretty spectacular collapse.

Well, now I want a team-up between Daredevil and Cosmo.

That happened immediately after Civil War, meaning half of the Avengers were out-of-contact fugitives, and the other half had just made a massive stand saying they would play by the rules. When Talbot offered to contact the military and bring them in on the situation, Coulson replied that by the time they managed to…

Totally fine. Sorry if I sounded like an asshole at the end; I was essentially trying to say that that was the best I could do in changing your mind about the film, while understanding that it may not be enough. I can see how it could come off as aggressive, though.

I loved the way they handled it in Civil War during the scene with him and Tony, where it was clear he was talking about Uncle Ben, but he didn't come out and say it.

Yes. It's not an origin story. It seems to be focusing on Peter's school life in a way previous films haven't. It's being done by the folks at Marvel Studios. If you're still mad, then I can't help you.

Comic book nerds in general tend to care a great deal about adaptations staying accurate to the source material, but there's also a strong undercurrent of 'They're taking all our white characters away!' So when a black actress is cast to play a red-haired white woman, yeah, there's a lot of nerdrage.

Yep, that's exactly what I would have done. Also, I would have swapped out the whole 'Batman and Superman spend two hours hating each other for stupid reasons' for something along the lines of 'Batman helps Superman become a better hero after the disastrous events of Man of Steel'. That way the two title characters…

My favourite part is when they're getting ready to go out for the first time. The threat has been established and the team has been assembled, and then suddenly another car pulls up and Slipknot steps out, and Flagg is like 'Oh by the way guys, this is Slipknot. Don't mind him, he'll be dead soon.'

'Teaching Adam Beach useless knot tricks.'

Equally as sad, really. The main difference for me is that AV Club user reviews don't count for much of anything, whereas I regularly see people point to artificially inflated IMDB ratings as proof that critics are all paid off.

Fair enough. You seemed to know there was some kind of connection between Squirrel-Girl and the other two, so I thought you might be making a joke that I just didn't understand. Also, because casting 30 year old Anna Kendrick as 34 year old Kristen Ritter's daughter would be pretty funny.

Counterpoint:

Can't tell if joking or serious, but Squirrel Girl is/was Luke and Jessica's babysitter, not offspring.