This is so fucking dumb. Impeachment doesn’t need to be a “kill shot,” and Pence is increasingly a non-issue. They don’t need to succeed. It’s already March 2019! This isn’t a quick process. Months of hearings and investigations, followed by a drawn out impeachment that ultimately fails can chew up the rest of his…

This would actually be a pretty great troll if you hacked someone’s twitter. Everyone already reflexively disbelieves “I was hacked,” and certainly no one would believe it about this. So it just haunts you. People ask about it forever until you finally give in and confess something.

You should really raise the stakes and require Dom to blow bubbles when he misses a guy. Put that beautiful beard on the line.

RIP to a genuine hero. Trump-inspired bombings have been inevitable since he got the nomination. Thank god this dumbass lunatic was the first one with the balls to go for it. Such a spectacular failure; so indisputably, directly caused by Trump. How many almost-competent bigots might have tried but won’t now? Imagine…

This is really seems like outrage for the sake of being outrage

And then an even better one as a bonus. That was fascinating. “No, it was my data” sticks out. I never would have thought to wonder about that.

Great interview! Covered the questions I had and the ones I didn’t realize I had.

Whatever This Is is good.

He’s going to be such a grouchy little pissbaby up there; y’all will love it. I can’t wait for him to get suspended for throwing a battery back into the stands.

As a Nat’s fan, this first real story about Harper as a Phillie has suddenly made me recognize the opportunity to hate him and I’m thrilled. Like, I’m a fan of his, don’t blame him for leaving, and don’t care about this dumb shit. But eventually... Oh man, this fucker is going to be so much fun to hate!

Funny how you’ve also basically just described the origins of gamergate. Makes you think...

You don’t read barstool, but you repeat a lie that literally only barstool readers believe?

I think we should wait for the longer video before assuming he’s guilty. 

That’s the weird thing. I love egg/tuna/potato salad, but I will literally dry heave while making them. The tiniest bit on sandwich bread, though, and I will immediately notice and do murders.

you performed the digital equivalent of sticking your penis out of your trousers. This is very sad, and embarrassing, because (for now) you have so little to show

stupid-ass, broken-ass kinja cuts images in half now apparently