It’s definitely the best version of the best gamepad. But, as someone who just had to take his apart to replace the bumpers, they cut plenty of corners. I mean, the replacement kit comes with two sets of bumpers because the design and materials are so poor it is pretty much guaranteed to happen again.

This thing is great if you don’t feel comfortable swinging a full-size maul. All you need to swing is a 4 pound sledge hammer.

Did one of your employees have to edit the part where you talked about not cumming too great?

While yesterday we only had mock-ups to get upset about, the ads are now rolling out to certain streamers and on certain streams, so we can see how terrible they are.

Go fuck yourself. Hopefully I’m wrong, but we know who hired you.

I’ll certainly never, ever forget what happened two days prior.

That’s an obvious lie and you’d do well to think about who tricked you into believing it, what they got out of tricking you, and why you fell for it.

He sure can’t. Don’t know what that has to do with Harriot’s lack of credibility on the subject, though.

A white woman is simply not qualified to snatch the country back from the hands of the current white supremacist regime.

A great tribute to Jason would be to leak the roast. Maybe there’s a group of like-minded journalists who could publish it? No one who was here when it was still GM should be able to opt out.

You’re the best at what you do. Thank you for all your work, and for leaving. Can’t wait to read you somewhere that doesn’t make me feel sad and guilty.

One thing you left out about control points: The weapon and gear chests in the stash room reset every day. So make sure to go around and check each one you already control each day (at the end of your play session if you’re still leveling. They drop at whatever level you are when opened.).

Sure would be a shame if pro-choice women in the early stages of planned/wanted pregnancies were to abuse this resource...

My dog is named after her. It used to be (still is?) like a little museum inside. Must have done that tour at least half a dozen times as a kid.

RDR2 is a prequel, but you should still definitely play RDR first. Since you’ve avoided spoilers, I won’t explain much further. There’s nothing you would get from playing 2 that would change/improve the experience of 1. And I think knowing the story of 1 very much does impact the experience of playing 2 in an…

Hey, I don’t tweet, but I follow you and saw you did one of these, so pretty please put this out there:

As Diana Moskovitz of Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog Dot Com writes:

This thread is great because I thought it was a good troll as I was reading it, and the fact that it isn’t makes it an even better troll.

It feels obvious to say, but there is no backup. And there probably never will be. Early last year I gave in and made a twitter account just to follow the gawker diaspora. And now I just check that the way I used to check kinja front pages.

I’m so numb from watching this network be slowly murdered that I now just feel relieved whenever one of you leaves. I hate losing these sites, but every one of you deserve so much better.  RIP and good luck.