Did they get rid of the forced progression/resistance points system for this one? Constantly worrying that I was going to lock out quests by accidentally playing the game too much really undermined FC5.

Actually, it is good

wait, what’s wrong with aqua velva?

I made one of my frat’s pledges beat this mission for me. Definitely my most shameful act of hazing.

It’s the intermarriage that is going on

Bluestone was great and I hope she either doesn’t do this or at least gets stupid paid for it.

You don’t remember Gabby? She was part of that golden era of night gawker that made good. Her, Brendan, and Cush were like one after another.

Who could have seen this coming? If only someone had written the definitive piece warning us about this as it began.

IronMikeGallego 2020!

Ley giving his mom the RTFA, but did y’all ever post the whole deadspin awards? I only ever saw the short recap and the pre-recorded bits.

I’m also 34 and this is the first year I’m getting looked at like an asshole for having my ID out when I get to the register.

I don’t know how/why all the pundits are missing this: Continuing Resolution with no wall funding, suddenly pulling out of Syria, suddenly pulling out of Afghanistan... In January, he’s going to try to have the military build the wall on the DoD’s dime. He’s going to argue that the savings and manpower from those…

RIP. Everyone is right to point out that you are one of the best reviewers in the industry. But I think your reviews are so great for the same reason all of your other writing is. It’s not just that you’re such a talented writer and effective communicator, it’s that you put so much of yourself into it. Your stuff is…

How can they not see how fucking incoherent this is?:

All of your videos are too long until I watch them and realize that they are exactly the correct length.

How/why are we hearing Alexis Ohanian’s voice on this network’s podcasts? It’s been a couple weeks on Splitscreen, and now here, and I can’t figure it out. Is he trolling you? Are you trolling us? I can’t figure out if it’s more hilarious or mortifying.