Apparently warrants for Cantwell are real now. Like he cried them into existence:

Heads up: Apparently the warrants are for real now (they didn’t even exist yet when he had his little hissy fit, yesterday)

Cut a motherfuckin chicken up right

The first minute of the video may be a nice dose of schadenfreude, but his answers to Hunt’s questions transform the video from “haha” to “oh shit”in under 10 seconds.

Not enough. I want 80 years of BFIB haunted by the ghost of a second-rate house pet. May my grandchildren heckle the team with balls of yarn.

Pretty please let something go wrong and this turn into a curse on the franchise.

And I know that I don’t think anyone is different, better or worse based on color of their skin

I promise I’m getting a haircut really soon, by the way.

Being illegal doesn’t make something wrong. All civil disobedience is illegal. That’s the point.

“Due care” is already a defense to liability in every single state. So it’s intellectually dishonest and a gross mischaracterization to portray North Carolina House Bill 330 as anything other than a protection measure for acts of violence.

I’m going with gleeful.

The towel wasn’t even on his head! What is the point of adding this lie? Just a straight up lie that adds nothing, for literally no reason. It’s like he knows his take is shit and his subconscious is trying to sabotage it.

claimed that he attended in a media capacity, adding that the organizer unexpectedly asked him to make a few remarks

It looked like the whole point was just to reignite that SNS drama. S/he must have continued to melt down pretty bad after I went to bed, because it looks like s/he caught a ban.

Not only believable, but predictable.

Turns out they actually hacked GRRM, so they got no pages.

For posterity:

Can we just take a moment to focus on the real issue: Are white allies getting too little credit, or not enough credit?

S/he’s dismissing everyone who calls this out. Your’s is the third so far. S/he doesn’t give a shit about Heyer. Just trying to carry over some nonsense from last night’s SNS about how The Root is mean for not thanking allies enough.