Kelly will tighten up the office and the staff, but he can’t ever manage Trump for long. The more success Kelly has, the more the media will talk about his success, the more he will be seen as controlling Trump. That perception will nag at Trump until he literally can’t help but act out. Every single time.

Those aren’t Trump tweets. Kelly obviously has someone showing up at 5:30 am now. I’m betting Hope Hicks looks real tired this week.

The Cowboys have cut him anyway.

this is some good gawker right here

the no pitch intentional walk

“People are saying only five things were different on that page. I don’t know, but people, great people have called me. And, you know, they’re saying it. Five. It’s five things.”

I wonder if we could crowd fund a payoff to get two no-hope teams to do this just to prove this rule is shit. And the game just never stops until Manfred surrenders.

That headline is just staggering. I mean, yeah, this is hilarious. But, holy shit. This is our life now.

That last politco link got kinjad.

Holy shit, Rams fans are boring.

This is why no one should ever believe the claim that Nielsen ratings are based on a representative sample. The selection bias is overwhelming. It takes a certain type of household to be willing to use, and stick with, their system.

You’re not the only one, but you’re all equally the worst.

Dom talks good.

I will never not completely lose it at that “little, big, little, big? I don’t know, we will find out!” line.

Gio’s also a local who was good friends Fernández and spent the day with his family. The Marlins’ fans gave him a standing ovation when he got pulled.

I doubt it was all that over-the-top. She probably started with the shotgun and used the long tools to make sure the job was done at distance. With copperheads, you don’t stop until they’re dead twice.

I was expecting video, and I’m not sure how I feel about how disappointed I am.

This is how I’ve been doing it for years. Get a rubber floor mat with suction cups on the bottom so they don’t slip when jumping in or out. My dog is an 85 pound lab, by the way. It’s a little cramped and I have to be careful where I step, but it’s fine.

Mustard and onions. Jalapenos, if available. Some ketchup if it’s a shitty brand and/or burned.

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