The charging third baseman across-the-body, sidearm/submarine throw to first is my jam. Deserves The Jeter’s spot.

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and then an alien killed it and wore its skin.

Seriously, why does his head look like that?

he went off on Chief of Staff Reince Priebus, calling him a “fucking paranoid schizophrenic,” ... “Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly,” he said. He also said this, for some reason: “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.

I really think it’s even less complicated than that. McCain stayed in Vietnam solely to avoid the public shame of leaving. His guiding principle, the only thing he has ever cared about, is his entitlement to glory and power.

you could just dismiss him

More like Pokemon Fyre Fest. How is that not the tag yet?

Why does his head look like that? That’s not the way a person’s head looks.

1. The gunplay.

You forgot about the inevitable condescending comment with a fundamental error. That’s way more boring.

Holy shit, a ghost!

He has all the personality of a constipated mannequin . Self-deprecation doesn’t go that far.

Sure, but all I really want is for the All Star game next year to mic up the pitchers and batters and put them on conference call.