Rodriguez, who’s surprisingly pretty smooth on TV

We’re all in agreement that on-field, in-play interviews are the greatest innovation ever, right?

How soon we forget being forced to watch Ley eat freakishly thick bologna smothered in cream cheese.

Marchman basically vapes dip?!

They brought back Wagner and it’s 90 minutes of audio of them giving him wedgies.

I think this might be a rare Emma sighting.

d) all of the above

Seriously, this is the real danger. Trump has turned out to be even more inept than anyone jokingly imagined a year ago. The real danger is the kind of competent evil that will appear normal and healthy compared to his implosion.

This isn’t going to sound as complimentary as I mean it, but you find and bring the absolute best dork shit. Please never leave.

Where I grew up, you couldn’t spit without hitting a kid whose parent(s) worked and/or partied on the Hill. McCain has been well-known as a belligerent moron since at least the 90's. By all accounts, the man never cast a vote he understood. And I’ve heard a lot of suggestion that he wasn’t all that heroic in the…

The fact that he licked Trump’s slimy taint will only help him. There’s literally nothing that could ever happen that would make Trump voters admit they were wrong.

Yeah, I don’t mean incumbency as VP. He’s banking on a solid 2 years as replacement PotUS. Plenty of time for a nice little war somewhere brown folks live and a few abortion clinic bombings. Throw in a dash of “guided us through the turmoil of Trump’s resignation/impeachment/auto-erotic urine drowning,” and that’s all…

You don’t need personality when you have incumbency.

Important to remember that McCain is an idiot and a liar. And that was before he became a feeble-minded coward.

Pence’s aides have defended these dinner parties, feebly arguing that the VP has also held them for “members of Congress, world leaders, military families, civic leaders, and friends. exactly the people that wealthy political donors would expect to meet at a fundraiser.”

So, dude’s clearly just trying to save face after getting shamed for forgetting it was his week to bring the orange slices, right?

Pulled out... Couldn’t come... GM and president spot search...

Joey Chestnut looks like Peter Thiel if he ate hotdogs instead of children.

Found one! 166 to go.

Yeah, I always forget that. I’m in Virginia where bars close at 2 and we have to buy our liquor from the government.