Nothing specifically personal, but I am very uncomfortable with a Mormon winning this donnybrook on Memorial Day. And before you @ me, my great-great-great-great grandfather got a pretty nasty splinter while he was waiting around for a battle to happen in the Mormon War.

No, but there’s always next blog!

The last great Gawker dork. RIP.

Okay, but did you see a wingsuit?

I’m pretty sure it’s a rule that you have to insult deadspin when you do these things. “Bad listicle repository,” “bear fetish site,” “cuck lifestyle blog”... something like that. Maybe throw a “husky polo shirt catalog model” Magary’s way.

Vampires are undead creatures with very sharp fangs who could, at any moment, bite you and usher you into the eternal purgatory of the living dead.

Dude was able to carry around half a dozen bombs full of bees and fire in his pockets. Seems like he ought to have been able to sew up some special animal hide sleeves.

Just please tell me they brought the wing suit back. Primal would have been a hundred times better with it.

“I had a panic attack before going on ESPN once, so I get it,” I told Tinsley with a knowing look.

So you think it’s normal to spend 3 years making the same bad joke that was already old when you started? I’m guessing you’re a dad.

This is like the CliffsNotes of everything you need to know about this guy.

You’re still not getting it. Who cares what she thinks about this? She isn’t the one conducting the investigation. She isn’t the one who began the investigation. She isn’t the reason other people are calling for an investigation. What she has to say about this doesn’t matter.

Yes, we’ve all seen that video. Her words mean that she hasn’t seen any evidence. Why would she have? Her not having personally seen evidence doesn’t mean anything. She does not, and could not possibly, speak for the people performing the investigation. There could be mountains of evidence or none, and she would have…

TFW you remember you called the guy with all the receipts a “nutjob”

1. No one can take you seriously if you keep misspelling collusion. And everyone laughs extra hard at you when you put it in quotes.

This doesn’t even make sense. If Rich leaked the emails, then what was the point of the hacking? We all know the DNC hack happened. We all know it happened long before his murder. No one knows that better than the same idiots pushing this nonsense. How do people this naive survive to adulthood?

the outside hatred towards him is what “killed him.”