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a video game that’s sort of like Destiny except with a 2

It’s about ethics in fuckboy journalism.

Oh I watched the whole damn thing. That was the only highlight. SAS destroyed him. Everyone completely disregarding Nugent the entire time was also nice.

Until they zoomed in so he could talk/get ignored, I thought it was Piers Morgan sitting there.

I clicked play. I saw that it was 8 minutes. I clicked pause. I thought to myself, “Fuck it, I trust Redford.” I clicked play.

Look, I wasn’t trying to call you out, so there’s no reason for that nonsense. I was just explaining the incongruity in terms between my reply and this version of your comment. You did edit. Your original reply was one paragraph and didn’t include the phrase “functional immunity” at all. I hit publish, then I hit…

Not in a warehouse?!? How are those statues going to survive outdoors?

25% more hands. Checks out.

Yeah, you edited pretty extensively while I was replying. But none of the changes really seemed to warrant addressing, so I didn’t edit my reply. Quick and dirty:

The stunning nature of his election convinced most people — including me — that he was playing a sort of three-dimensional chess, executing a strategy that seemed crazy on its face but turned out to be crazy like a fox.

Yeah, I looked and it’s the same with Amazon. But I also learned that the SoT bonus is a backwards compatible version. Which means apparently it has been backwards compatible on XBone for awhile and I just never knew. So I can just use my old 360 disc.

How does the Stick of Truth pre-order deal work? Do you have to wait until October for the code or do you get it right away?

First, what you’re describing is a level of immunity that only applies to actual diplomats and their immediate family. The diplomatic staff hold a much weaker immunity. However, even full immunity has exceptions for violent crimes being committed at the time of arrest. And even actual diplomats with full immunity can…

More fake news! Jimmy Fallon is obviously a yappy terrier.

Main takeaway: Destiny 2 better have an Awoken Natalie Portman.

Who are the “these people” you’re talking about? Is it these folks?

Diplomatic immunity, if these guys even hold it, applies to prosecution and civil suits. The police absolutely could have arrested and detained them until they could be expelled from the country. They chose to arrest victims instead.

this is very good

This whole thread has been great, and I almost finished from your first sentence. But you calling him “kiddo” was the cherry on top. Fuck, this is some good ass kinja.