That tease better goddamn mean what I think it means: Dinklebot Blood, Sweat, and Pixels audiobook.

If only. 4-7. We have a consistent 3 hour rush hour. Getting to Nats games is miserable.

It’s amazing how Kinja always manages to make even tiny little changes super painful.

Why is this distinction so hard for people to understand? Shunning someone from the community is not a suppression of speech. You can speak all you want, but you won’t be heard because you are not welcome here.

Also, the “Tell Us About Your Fantasy Team” guy telling us about his fantasy team.

It’s not even a little bit ambiguous. Maybe it is denser than you are accustomed to, but it is perfectly clear. You are reading it incorrectly. Not just differently. Incorrectly. You are embarrassing yourself by insulting the writer and editor when they are indisputably correct. This isn’t even a case where legalese…

Maybe stick to wrestling facts.

In elementary school in the early 90s, we had to miss a day of recess while they painted over the MS13 tags on my school’s exterior walls. Thanks Obama.

If you don’t have/want to find a mold, you can just fill a baking sheet with a mix of confectioners sugar and corn starch. Then just put a bunch of dents in the layer of powder to act as molds.

I listened to the end. As my prize I would like Hamilton to assign Max’s $10 debt to me please.

O’Reilly’s greatest talent was talking down to his audience without them realizing it. Carlson has never succeeded at the second part. He has always been transparently a clown. Even to his fans. O’Reilly’s semi-literate old people base won’t take to him.

I will never not giggle at “little royal bitches.” Best Gawker tag of all time.

Charlotte is the most likely candidate

The majority of federal crimes are also state crimes. You’re subject to both jurisdictions independently. As a practical matter states often don’t bother to prosecute their case when the feds are taking care of it. But in special circumstances like this, they do. Here the prosecutor wanted the state conviction as a…

You have to be the most inept troll this network has ever seen. You try so hard, so often; but you always screw it up.

Exactly. How is this any different than a big group of friends going to a sports bar and asking for them to put a particular game on? 

I can’t stand FP, but he was actually kinda fun last night. Especially his relentless harping on the intentional walk rule.

They’re not. They’re just treating it like a laugher and making small talk. And occasionally mocking/thanking the fans still watching.

Too soon.