This “article” reads like it was written by AI....

It’s the far more devious “Sponsored Content,” which doesn’t require disclosures. That last link at the end has a Google Clicks ID in it, so good old Giz gets a kickback.

This is an ad right?

Came here to post just that.  LOL

By using this telescope you are affirming you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not scanning the cosmos on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information and belief this cosmic history will not make its way into the hands of…

Kinda disgusting to call her a meth Oompa when she is clearly just Scottish.

They’ll also have to ban the Raspberry Pi. 

Back to stealing Kia and Hyundai’s with a USB stick and screwdriver, eh?

You don’t need to spend hundreds of dollars on a Flipper Zero for that, you just need a TV-B-Gone - www.tvbgone.com

Please place your liquids and gels in these handy clear plastic bags because... reasons.

“Nothing ground breaking this will not stop a thing but makes it look like your doing something

It may have found it’s new purpose. To become.....sentient.

Hamas has committed terrible crimes.

So, they hired people to code and animate a reference to how badly optimized and bug-ridden their game is due to how understaffed they are.

Man, there seems to be a lot of hyperbole here. “Finally make Windows 11 usable”... Windows 11 is trivially easy.

I foresee piracy numbers continuing to go up

How the fuck is this a slideshow? Why is G/O still like this? 

Go back to your booze, weirdo. That never killed anyone, surely!

That’s a very extreme example lfmao

I’m going to go on a limb based on your username and assume you consume alcohol, which is a lot more toxic and dangerous than shrooms (or even all psychedelics, really) and makes people less economically active and more dependant on pharmaceutical drugs and healthcare.