I feel such heartbreak for his children. It’s not about loving and raising up a child, it’s about hubris. How vile.

Yup, but don’t kid yourself; this was always where reality tv was heading. Since they don’t have story or acting talent or good dialogue or any of the other things that actual scripted film can give us, all they have is pushing the envelope of good taste straight into the gladiatorial arena. I’d guess we’re about 5…

Can we stop glorifying the sexual exploits of a guy who was advertising his dick print on live TV while his daughter was in the hospital dying?

It’s weird af. He is a fuck boy.

It would be really exciting to watch a whole show about which male celebrity contestant would be the first to try full man-on-man anal. Both giving or receiving would be fine to watch! I just wonder how far some of these guys would be willing to go for that $$$?

I think he may have a pregnancy kink through this establishment of his pride and ego.

Seriously, what the hell did Mariah see in him?

Hi Chris’s publicist. If Chris Brown didn’t want phones at his show, he could have implemented a no-phone rule. He didn’t, because people don’t want to go anywhere without access to their phones and it might have impacted his bottom line; Chris looks after Chris. Since she was allowed to have a phone and look at it,…

Chris Brown was right for this one thing.

I can just imagine it now - people going landfill diving for that rare funko. 

“No, honest, Mom and Dad! There value will go up again!”

Funko Pop!(s) as an investment?

Tulips would like a word.

Wow...

Over the long run, 99 percent of Funkos are worthless outside of whatever depraved joy fans get from occasionally making eye contact with the ones lining their shelves.

“Surely this iteration of beanie babies will have staying power!”

...throwing them out will be cheaper than trying to sell them.

Funko building a whole-ass IPO on what was clearly a fad is just fucking astounding to me.

Very little sympathy.

Speaking here as someone who’s been laid off by Microsoft more than once (and eventually replaced by AI in one notable case), who’s struggling again to find work, and is running out of money:

Oh so painful, probably didn’t get a paycut either to save those jobs.