languishing...

Came here for that.

I enjoy making fun of the olds, but I also don’t enjoy Elon. So, I guess I am not sure.

Shouldn’t you write we/I? Don’t try to distance yourself from yourself just because you’re being an asshole all the time!

Can’t wait to use that one, thanks.

The first one is kinda my favorite. I remember seeing one in Belgium when I was a kid, and as they were only sold in very few European markets I hadn’t even known it existed outside of Japan.

The trick is simple: don’t be a typical Porsche owner

With the Forever Car, you only want to add meaningful miles. That will occasionally mean taking it to work, sometimes just to meetups or to watch the foliage along the Merritt Parkway.

Luckily I have no feelings for the original Blazer, but I feel that the S10 Blazer did the heavy lifting of devaluating the name already. They should have called it the Malibu 4WD, really.

But manufacturers always continue nameplates, or sometimes put them to rest for a few years. There is absolutely nothing worth getting heated about here. The original Integra was offered with five doors and a 76PS 1.5 in Japan...

I made my wife watch Friday a few weeks ago, and it was horrible. I chortled like twice and spent most of the rest of the time cringing.

Every time I see McLarens I ask myself who they are for. Not even their owners seem overly enthusiastic about their cars.

Will grey commenters be seen?

I was referring to the collapsing part. Once military men start taking over all the government positions, it’s pretty much irreversible.

Um, no, it was sold as a Honda Integra in all markets where it was available. 

I still only ever notice the older Ford Vans always crabbing down the highways, but this may be because old Ram Vans are uncommon in my neck of the woods.

I can’t stand it when Microsoft Word overrides me and chooses to select an entire word rather than part of it. To have your car do it sounds like an utter nightmare. 

And then it was like stepping on rakes.

This is the funniest thing I have read on Jalopnik since the great FAF v DAF debate. Thank you for keeping up the straight man act throughout.

That is unspeakably lame, but in the current market they’re probably trying too hard.