Guys like you keep providing the fuel for those jokes, with your obvious insecurity about your manhood. This is the part where you prove me right by threatening bodily harm. Go ahead...

Now do the math on how much you would’ve had to pay a shop to do the work.

You’re fine, David.

He’s mad COVID caused the cancelation of the microphallus contest in NYC this year.

Could I sue if you didn't shoot me?

No, because I don’t think the Tesla buyers got any cheese sandwiches. 

I just stole your comment. 

The trick is to expedite your exit from the dealership and then drive at a reasonable rate on the road so you don’t get pulled over on the hot bike

Easy, just go to the Cracker Barrell parking lot and get them back.

For context, Wyoming has less people than the Toledo metro area. If everyone has an issue with DC becoming a state there is a simple solution...subsume states into each other until they have equivalent populations.

OR! do away with States (and the Senate), redraw everything, allow for ranked voting, and essentially…

I dont get why more businesses dont do this... any business that needs to get people in the door.. Movie Theaters? Free Tickets/Concessions for vaccine card holders... Restaurants? Free apps or some shit...

Easy solve. 

Somewhere between a chop and a puree.

There have been reports of supermarket staff kicking the robots that scan aisles for messes since unions hate them.

Fuck these robots

If they get these things at a department store, I’m goign to start roundtripping to the section where they keep the exercise equipment and just load it up with weights.

Every time it comes near you take a box off and place it on some random shelf.

or shoving them ... I wonder if they’d respond to comments of FUCK OFF...

Clearly it’s there to defend yourself against the onslaught of women throwing themselves at you.

I heard it’s being branded as the “M’lady” in the USA.