The idea that the movie “already existed” which was perpetuated by the online mob of Snyder fans (and Snyder himself) was always a ridiculous notion, especially when the HBO Max version was announced and budget for reshoots became millions and then tens of millions.

Except that is not how movies are built to be watched. At least when constructed correctly, movies are made to be watched in one sitting, with a single thouroughline of narrative tension that flows from a single beginning to a single middle to a single end. TV shows, by contrast, are made so that each part contains…

Let’s not rewrite history please. The Snyder Cut was born from a conspiracy theory. The claim that the cut previously existed has been proven false. WB pandering to internet trolls is no different than Disney letting the internet dictate TROS and we saw how that turned out.

I don’t think Snyder is a terrible filmmaker - I just think that his skillset is simply narrow and limited, and WB keep giving him projects that are he is ill-suited for. Namely, projects which require nuances and self-awareness, which Snyder does not have enough of. 300 was a perfect project for him because the…

Sounds exactly like what I expected Zack Snyder’s Justice League to be. The epilogue in particular sounds brutal. It’s infuriating that despite him knowing he got a second chance that’s not afforded to many filmmakers - already a group that’s pretty exclusive - and getting not just money to finish the VFX but to film…

I long for the day when io9 stops trying to pump air into this steaming turd of a film

Hmmm... White guy?? Black male physician here. I can’t even get the salesman to let me go out to the car myself with the keys even after my credit and income are pulled. I am looking at you Audi Central Houston. A deposit to test drive an Audi. You lost 2 S4 sales to a nice black salesman at Audi West. Also, Fuck…

These guys could maybe help...

I stopped exercising. BOOM! Problem solved.

Ok.

Only if the Macho Man has a Randy Savage trim.

How has nobody suggested Canyonero yet?

The Jeep Trail of Tears.

In thirty years this will be ready for David Tracy and Moab

But it’s (forest) green, so Jalopnik loves it.

any word if there will be a fleet for priority mail/same day mail that is hellcat powered?

Obligatory.

Too soon?

What is this, a car for ants?

I wonder if orangutans can drive too? Research back in the ‘70s proved they could learn the hand signals necessary for the road: