misterchief81
misterchief81
9/9/19
3:17 PM
330

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

9/9/19
12:30 PM
202

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.

9/8/19
7:32 PM
1.7K

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

9/6/19
12:45 PM
76

General admission is the absolute fucking worst for any in demand event. The fucking worse. It just leads to lining up a million hours before the thing starts, people trying to find ways to jump the line, people arguing about line jumping, and people fighting about whether saving spots in line is ok.

9/6/19
9:17 AM
186

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

9/5/19
6:26 PM
491

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

9/5/19
12:16 PM
56

He probably just unbuckled himself out of his booster seat and walked out of the open window.

8/30/19
11:09 AM
8

It’s definitely sleek and form fitting. But unless it folds into a stand it seems like it would be annoying just flapping over my hands. Plus the lack of cord and game storage is a big letdown.

8/28/19
2:46 PM
204

That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No

8/28/19
2:45 PM
202

I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

8/28/19
2:29 PM
24

Yet another place I wasn’t expecting to find corn, but went ahead and ate anyway