Stabbed through the heart? And a loon’s to blame?

After an exhaustive search for all of 3 minutes, I have found a picture of “Bob”

I will also be excited if they use the word “cocksuckers” as frequently as in Deadwood. What is the Star Wars equivalent? Bantha-huffer?

My dearest love, perchance I can ask thee the question that burns in my soul. “U up?”

You know what I like about AllRecipe - it gives you the recipe. I don’t have to scroll for 3 days past a novella about how the recipe changed your families life, made you the hero of every social function ever, and retroactively won World War I. Just give me the bloody recipe (or give it first, then write your magnum…

You could write for Lifehacker

The only species on your list that shouldn’t be killed is the bumblebee. Every other one should indeed be killed. Wasps and hornets are among the the most horrible creatures on the planet. Just because they wont murder you doesn’t mean they’re deserving of mercy. I’m sure there’s a couple examples of beneficial ones,…

I think the point is that America should feel ashamed when the Chinese government propaganda machine nails it that hard.

As long as I cook them through I should be alright.

David. “As you may know, I am the proud owner of some rust that used to be a 1985 Jeep J10,”

“Who’s the more foolish? The fool? Or the fool who follows him?”

I used to listen to Megadrought all the time back in high school.

You can’t blame Seth for undertaking a trip with no working credit card

What if the nipple tape was used to cover up his nipple rings? How deep does this mystery go!?

I’m sorry but that BB-tank is ridiculous.

Wouldn’t that be the “Grift Shop”?

Burr has denied having insider information, as has Loeffler.

But then how, exactly, is one supposed to: “radiate more openness and clarity”. 

Guess he should have bought the $29.95 dlc that allowed it to be a scoring goal?

I would be so annoyed if a coworker made me read that long, involved, self-important fucking auto-response.