misterchief81
misterchief81
misterchief81

The proper way to deal with this man baby.

Have you ever heard of cops? lmao

Found DJT. 

What does your sex life have to do with the car?

back then they called it “Skin Jollies”

Seriously Graham Norton should give lessons on how to do a proper talk show to SOMEONE in the US. Jeez. 

“Could we have some more butter please?

It works so much better in the Crock! All things in the Crockpot!

Agreed on all fronts. I just need this nigga to take an improv class or something.

Oh Danny, Crockpot that shit - the crockpot did not kill Jack...

A $350 stand alone device that does the exact same thing as a device I already carry around all the time, but markedly worse? And the device I already have also does dozens of other things too?

I really love his choices. He’s got house money for life, so it’s fun to watch him do insane, absurd, and often engaging projects mainly out of “why the fuck not?”. Can’t wait for Miracle Workers tonight.

Eh - all you’re doing at that point is hurrying through the scan to stand in line on the jetway.

I’m frankly more disturbed by how high up your television is.  

Its a pretty regular life. I put my pants on the same way everyone else does, jump in both with both feet while Chauncy holds them up.

there is a special place in hell for restaurants that serve cold butter. ironically, their butter gets soft in hell so they never learn their lesson.