It’s definitely sleek and form fitting. But unless it folds into a stand it seems like it would be annoying just flapping over my hands. Plus the lack of cord and game storage is a big letdown.

YEAAAAAAAAAH

That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No…

I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

Yet another place I wasn’t expecting to find corn, but went ahead and ate anyway

Other drivers said I was daft to park a Buick on a swamp, but I parked it all the same, just to show ‘em. It sank into the swamp. So, I parked a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I parked a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth…

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

sneak into the tightest hole

Anything from the "tough chewers" page at westpaw.com

Anything from the "tough chewers" page at westpaw.com

I think they’re mainly hoping that, by sharing something cool with the world, that they’ll be criticized by strangers on the Internet for doing it wrong.

“We’ll have a coupon day or something like that” Jurassic park... I mean disney lawyers

Is Matt the radar technician going to be there?

Better than the other hat in his locker.

*tips hat*
“M’Brady.”
*mansplains something*

Beat the Fridge? Sure.

And they still don’t have a Lil’ Sebastian mural. Shame on you, Pawnee.

What is it with Indiana and murals?

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

I heard they’re not even his sons!