As someone with an irrational dislike of feet, I shouldn’t have clicked on this post or watched the video or commented down here.

Good god, that’s exactly where this is headed isn’t it? We’re going to be discussing whether he completed the process of the clap and completed a non-clap football move.

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi...

I broke my tibia a little over two years ago today and I’m still dunking on kids on the six foot basket at my local Y. This is inexcusable.

This feels like a good time to mention that the Buccaneers won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staph of the Year for 2013.

STRIKE!

“ah, but you have heard of me”-Captain Jesus Sparrow

Cher will almost definitely still be alive in 200 years, so she might make the cut.

I only liked about a quarter of what I got

+1 uncle charles

+1(st of the month)

Say what you will about Nick Foles, but he will never have this issue.

Small Little Bone was the worst rapper in Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony don’t @ me. 

Also, everybody knows he was on a break from promoting equality when he scheduled the Trump fundraiser.

If they really want people to watch baseball, they should hold it in a Football stadium, but with a bigger triangular ball, and no bat, and with 11 players on each side, and players wearing football padding and ...

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

Great comment! This is why I don’t pay for Deadspin!

In the abstract... I don’t disagree.