American and female, will give you heathen tho.

Yes. One guy one Fox made that exact arguement. To which the counter argument was “if you don’t know the kid well enough to know what sort of thing they want other than what gender the kid is* I’m more concerned about why you are buying them toys.”

Dingdingding! Want to know why I went to Target today? Because I needed to dye my hair in the morning to fit my schedule and Target was open at 6 while the other place with the right dye opened at 9. I did not do it because I appreciate the new toy policy, even though I do.

With diamond studs.

I just kinda wish Invisible Kingdom was a third game on its own because it’s the only one I really want to play...I’ll probably go Birthright but honestly I’m not sure.

Mine was more like

This just makes me cringe. My middle school let Katrina evacuees enroll whenever their parents came to town and they were all clearly very, very shaken up by the experience. Just imagining someone telling them that in a decade someone would write bullshit like this...

Generally the same but sometimes I have to trim the really long bits for sanitary reasons. Though in that case I usually just use a small straight razor to trim the length, not shave that area. It cal also get irritating when it’s long since it’s very, very wiry.

I’ve been wondering about this forever since the posters (always n groups of three) at the local theater were always so gloriously melodramatic and dumb. This actually looks kind of interesting now.

The more highbrow the mag, the more delusional the rental advice.

I meant rapists with victims totalling in the “probably more than fifty” range, but yeah.

It’s really scary what one powerful, well-lawyered rapist can do over the decades. Even scarier that there’s probably more than a dozen just like him we’ve never heard of.

My parents’ spayed female cocker spaniel humped everything. There’s a fun story about when the neighbors were over and their (high school age) son looked over just as she began to voraciously hump her hedgehog toy. Poor guy turned bright red and seemingly lost the ability to talk for a while.

Jesus would jump down off his cross, yank it from the ground, and smack most of the modern GOP over the head with it.

Ooh, I loved reading about her when I was a kid. She was an utter badass.

She dared to leave him, but since he still sees her as his property she’s “cheating”

I’m going for classic domestic abuser mindset: disrespect, or anything he views as disrespect, is a capital crime.

Reminds me of when I got the news about the plane getting blown up over Ukraine while having a breakfast break at Micheal’s (reading NPR on my phone). Thank god the store was closed becuase I needed a minute to pull myself together...and so did everyone who asked me what the heck was wrong.

I must wonder if that’s going to be their defense. “We just tried to make a crown fo feathers, that’s not racist!”

I’ve been having the battery life issue. If I had to estimate, I’d say it generally only lasts 75% of what it used to (6 hours instead of 8 when doing minimal stuff) but it has very slightly improved over the last couple days so maybe it’ll be back up to normal soon.