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    I’ve been asked to flip the backpack over and run it through again when it was particularly packed with paper but that’s about it.

    As someone who has done both (not as a missionary, the bible was a textbook that term, we were treating it as historical literature of the Judaeo-Christian faiths) trust me, it was not the freaking books.

    Primed and ready to deploy!

    Fuck that noise. Tampons. Since preserving used ones would take too long and be hard depending on if your time coincidences with his visit, soak them in red dye. ed dye that bleeds very, very much.

    It was going to be, but cooler heads prevailed and made Batman Beyond instead. But now we have the whole “young Bruce” thing in Gotham now and it does sometimes feel like it’s going in a GH direction...

    Well, the weird thing is, no one ever really got on me about my grades. In fact my parents spent all of high school trying to get me to be okay with Cs in Spanish (and the occasionally D on a test...ooh those never went well with me). In fact they tell me most of your first paragraph. The only person I can think of

    This doesn’t surprise me. The two boys and girl who bullied me the worst in middle school were very good looking and generally high on the social heap (for the gifted class, anyway, we were sort of our own little bunch). One of the boys became famous/infamous among our 80 students or so because he went out with a hot

    Agreed. The only academic area I really struggle in is foreign languages, but I could still eke out Cs. To most people, that’s great, for your bad subject to still be one you pass with average grades. But to me it was a crushing failure for a long time.

    Oh my god it’s been a conspiracy for his affections this whole time!

    Reminds me of how Tarquin was written in the Order of the Stick. To paraphrase: “Well sure some hero is eventually going to overthrow my evil empire, but until then I lived like a king. Also if I play it right I also go down in history as a legendary evil. Sounds pretty good.”

    No, no, they just heard Aladdin wrong. You’re only in trouble if you get caught. You’re still cheating.

    I’ll have the ghostbusters on standby.

    Actually, do we know if he kept any bit of Cecil? Might make it a lot easier to make him pay if he did...

    YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS.

    And if he’s really brave he’ll go after Mr. Rogers and makes sure the internet finds out.

    Agreed. I love snakes, but unless it’s a protected species, I don’ mind snakeskin. Unless it’s from a rattlesnake roundup, those events can die and so can their attendees (roundups are when people collect tons of snakes from miles around and throw them all together to mass-kill snakes cruelly. The wish of death does

    Splatling could easily be rolled into shooters/blasters, but Slosher I’m only so-so on linking with brushes/rollers.

    Squid squads! Woot!

    I know! I’m still trying to master this bobbing jump-shoot-dive thing I’ve seen good ambushers use. It’s so awesome!..and I suck at it soooo much.

    It’s the idea that they shouldn’t be doing t that makes it so appealing. Want to be a badass hunter? Come to FL and kill a few dozen big ol’ pythons! We want them dead, they’re dangerous and invasive, and you can make a pile of corpses and pose with it so everyone wins! But it’s something anyone could do, you see, so