What the fuck kind of take is that ham talk? Ham is fucking amazing and stands on its own far better than turkey which requires gravy to be made palatable. A spiral cut ham or a salty Smithfield ham makes life worth living when surrounded by snot-nosed niblings or Trump-humping uncles.

Saturday, March 17th. Shudder. 

Wow, Jordan’s friend is an incredible douchecanoe. “Six days in a medium-sized European city?” What.The.Fuck.

you’re likely going to stay in, order dinner and binge on Netflix until you wake up in a new year, almost certainly asleep before midnight. Alone. That sounds sad. You were in until the “alone” bit, right?

😂😂😂 the saltines.

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

He knows the liberal progressive audiences that were once his bread and butter will never fully take him back no matter how well he performed contrition, so he swings the pendulum the other way. It shouldn’t the least bit surprising, I’ve yet to see a repeat abuser opt for self-reflection and accountability over…

Louis Szekely here doesn’t get to make fun of people with preferred names.

this sums up the whole routine pretty effectively. this shit is as fresh and hip as Jeff Foxworthy with none of the aw-shucks charm.

Wow. There’s a difference between edgy comedy and just being a dick. At least be funny if you’re going to be an asshole, I thought this had been established since Lenny Bruce and George Carlin. 

“You didn’t get shot. You pushed some fat kid in the way and now I gotta listen to you talking.”

This 80/20 thing is some r/incel crap

At the very least, the way men treat white and non-black women is a lot better than dating as a Black woman. For Black woman, we learn from a young age that there are only two options for us: career women that intimidate men or baby mama that is looked down on by society, since the majority of Black men are not…

“what I get is a Hallmark card and then silence.”

Our closest relatives, the bonobo, don’t display the stereotypical idea of dominance oriented behaviour or heirarchy based sexual activity.

“Not going to deny that I’m going to be kind of a jerk when I feel like someone else is kind of being a jerk to me... but I might not make the effort to hold it open for them, either. I’m not going to escalate a situation.”

And that has its place (though I find just getting away from jerks as opposed to trying to…

“ I know that if I’ve been shut down by someone who doesn’t seem to care that I’m there, I don’t particularly feel like accounting for their point of view.”

Then sorry, you’re still kind of a jerk. For one thing, you don’t know if they really don’t seem to care that you’re there. Some people just come off as aloof but…

They’re not silent online, or in communities where they think comments are safe. (I’m a woman who frequently got “friend-zoned” due to my appearance, so I got to hear allllll about other women from my guy friends.)
What I noticed is, yes, there are plenty of men who have a high threshold for embarrassment but it’s...…

I think it’s a few different things. As a guy who internalizes everything and gets so embarrassed that I’m still haunted by social miscues from years ago.

Hmm... can’t imagine why Deckard wouldn’t want to talk about himself? Lemme just ask you a few questions about tortoises and good things about your mother.