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The first time I saw sinks like that was in the club Teatriz in Madrid in the late 1980s. At the time I thought they were avant garde and stylish, but would be impractical for a home. (Now they are less avant but still equally impractical)

Here is a true story about how some wealthy people -actual ethical ones - do it right.

It wasn’t a term in my lexicon in 2005, but was swathing Melania’s face in tulle an act of shade on Vogue’s part?

Former professional model... doesn’t want to be on the cover of Vogue because IT’S too superficial?

I am pretty sure the 3 (or 5) second rule only applies to things *you* drop, not food you just happen upon randomly in the street.

Another learning moment provided by Ashley Judd. Abortion should be legal and safe for these an so many other reasons. We know this. But, I wasn’t aware of the particular repercussion she described. She has been a thought leader and activist for women through her own unfortunate experiences. She called out Weinstein

Anti-choice is never about abortion itself, and it is not about fetuses. It is about control. It is about who owns women’s bodies - women, or the state. It is about power - and in that regard, those who oppose abortion are driven by the same force as those who rape: the need to dominate women.

Pregnancy is technically chemical until 6 weeks, meaning that it’s an embryo, not a fetus, until that point. Before 6 weeks, it’s just multiplying cells in the wall of your uterus, so there’s nothing to surgically remove.

Yes, our wonderful Kentucky legislature is passing a slew of anti-abortion laws, including a heartbeat bill. Our governor cares SO much about children that he’s also gutting teacher pensions and public school funding and thinks kids should be out waiting for buses in below 0 degree temperatures not “being weak” by

Seconded.

I wish the aliens from xenomorph were real so that we could impregnate every single person against safe legal abortion with the alien baby and make them carry that shit to term till it tears out their fucking chests.

Because the rapist, who is a Kentuckian, as am I, and I reside in Tennessee, has paternity rights in Kentucky and Tennessee. I would’ve had to co-parent with my rapist.

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my

“500 ml of Kristen Cavallari”?

Spring Break 1986- Four of us drove from Norfolk to Ft Lauderdale in a Toyota Celica with no hotel reservations or actual plan. We partied at all of the bars, but the town had been turned into a police state. The Mayor and Town Council at the time was fed up with the spring break crowd and were sending a message. Kids

So my friends and I all live on or around Dauphin Island. It’s a great place to live, but not during Spring Break because tourists descend upon the entire island like it’s the last stop before migrating across the ocean. We decided to hop the ferry an hour away to Gulf Shores, which is an even bigger Spring Break

All of my cats (Gus, Mr. Toomey, Boggs) absolutely knew/know their names. But you can tell when they are hearing and ignoring you. The ears twitch back, the tail wags, but they don’t look at you. Whether they come to you is not up to you.

My current floofball Felicia knows her full name plus all of her nickname variants, but she can’t seem to figure out that 3:00 in the morning is an unacceptable time for breakfast.

Stop.