I will never buy Puma gear again, if this teen idiot is on their payroll.

“Honey, I love you. Here is a product to make you look like a different woman. You’re welcome.”

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

in typical Kardashian fasion, she will do anything for money

If my (nonexistent) boyfriend got me a cream to make my ass and my boobs bigger for Valentines Day, I would seriously reconsider the relationship. Nothing says romance like, “Your ass and tits could use a little work, babe.” Is this why I’m single? If so, I’ll keep it that way.

Great suggestion, Kylie! You guys, wouldn’t it be great to receive some PureLeef butt and boobie enhancement cream as a gift this Valentine’s Day? That would be not weird at all and would surely lead to a harmonious evening.

I want him to wear a hat that says “NOHOMO” on it now just to accentuate the obvious insecurity.

I believe she’s a credible witness.

Wait till he gets on twitter and sees that #KanyeAnalPlaylist has been trending for over 24 hours now. Twitter has no chill.

Me thinks Kanye does protest too much..

I think this calls for a new Kanye themed South Park episode.

do you mean tossed salad?

Word salad.

I'm not gonna lie, a public breakdown by Kanye over his fragile ego being shattered sounds delicious. Please tell me this is only the beginning and we can expect an entire "I don't like butt stuff, seriously!" episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Somehow Kanye’s latest tweets pushed this whole thing from sad and trashy and kind of gross to high comedy for me.

I wonder if the Kardashians really feel like she is “preying” on Rob. Like, Tyga literally started sleeping with Kylie as a minor, and Blac Chyna is a predator?

I would rather die by bear mauling than watch this movie, tbh.

Hollywood: Where even the grizzly bears are played by white guys.

Shocking.

Finally figured it out: She’s Marilyn Manson without the heavy makeup.