I thought that the animation was cute, right up until they unveiled the elven nipples. Now I’m vaguely horrified.

You know, I read the transcript of his rant first and was still wholly unprepared for that level of crazy. Dude is off his tits.

Girl crush.

WHY IS THIS NOT A HELM?

I want more of these.

Yeah, but the creators and viewers are mostly older. Masturbation by minors as mass media entertainment is a kind of icky.

All is forgiven.

Yeah, if you never saw any of the source movies or characters before, this would totally play as a believable movie in its own right. A true editing triumph.

Chloe gets all the stars. All of them.

That bodyguard’s mani is fabulous.

I think I love you.

This just reinforces for me that, as a sedentary individual, I should just stay sedentary.

YOU ARE NOT A WOMEN

Truth.

Thieves suck in the first place, but there is a special place in hell for those who steal from actual people and/or their small businesses. Big corporations can absorb that loss, they even plan for it; but it really is a violation to rob from an actual person.

If my husband does the manny, I will be

At first I was spectacularly amused by this suggestion, but upon further thought it really creeps me out.

Of course she had to do it. She’s wearing a dinner napkin for Christ’s sake.

And y’all think the whole world owes you a cookie if you decide to get hitched or squeeze out a baby.