You know, I read the transcript of his rant first and was still wholly unprepared for that level of crazy. Dude is off his tits.

Girl crush.

WHY IS THIS NOT A HELM?

I want more of these.

Yeah, but the creators and viewers are mostly older. Masturbation by minors as mass media entertainment is a kind of icky.

All is forgiven.

Chloe gets all the stars. All of them.

That bodyguard’s mani is fabulous.

I think I love you.

YOU ARE NOT A WOMEN

Truth.

Thieves suck in the first place, but there is a special place in hell for those who steal from actual people and/or their small businesses. Big corporations can absorb that loss, they even plan for it; but it really is a violation to rob from an actual person.

If my husband does the manny, I will be

At first I was spectacularly amused by this suggestion, but upon further thought it really creeps me out.

Of course she had to do it. She’s wearing a dinner napkin for Christ’s sake.

And y’all think the whole world owes you a cookie if you decide to get hitched or squeeze out a baby.

I am going to the wedding, the reception (and the BF is the best man, so I will be pretty much alone most the time), the wedding rehearsal dinner, and the post-wedding brunch even though I’m not in the damn thing. They are getting a gift from me. I am taking 4 days from work to travel to Chicago for it. I think all…

I.kinda.like.this.

This was my EDC Las Vegas 2012, Day 1 ensemble (and lo, Sad Bunny was born). The other two days I wore the same wig and just changed up the outfits, keeping with the candy color theme.