It is to make sure the kid doesn’t ring up liquor and smokes to his underage friends. Yes, it’s a pain in the ass, but it makes sense. *shrugs

I second this motion: fuck this cake.

Or perhaps (fallen) angel food cake. This is fun!

Comic Sans-Fucks

“I find it particularly ironic...that the pro-abortion community would choose to use one of the staples of childhood, glitter, to spread their anti-child message.”

The NRA fights tooth and nail against mandatory waiting periods for purchasing guns. And those things have been known to, on occasion “terminate the life of a separate, unique, living human being.”

I just totally joined the Satanic Temple guys! When do we meet, and should I bring a dish?

This is why it is important to have women equally represented in government.

Don’t forget the chemical bleaching needed to make those plates pristine and white.

Your metaphor is all win.

Not everybody can be extraordinary. Or then it would just be ordinary and we are right back where we started.

Karma, baby. It can be a real bitch sometimes.

Ooo, I might try that CC cream and the brightening concealer, they sound like something I could pull off. What brands do you recommend?

In the swinger circles, a single unattached woman is know often referred to as a ‘unicorn’. The usage gives me the creeps.

Gay parties, for one.

Yeah! Abortions for everybody!

After years of trying, I have finally come to the conclusion that I just can't girl. Historically, my makeup application skills usually register in the Tragic Drag Queen bracket.

I definitely lean more to the hetero end of the scale, but for Ri I would totally make an exception. Day-mn

I love how adorable baby animal videos are the only socially acceptable way to use caps lock.

My boyfriend and I have a mandatory clothing policy in our house: pajamas. This usually consists of sweatpants and a hoodie in the cold weather months. We change into them the moment we get home from work because we a People of Leisure. Pajamas, and by extension, sweatpants, are a major cornerstone in our relationship.