I am going to the wedding, the reception (and the BF is the best man, so I will be pretty much alone most the time), the wedding rehearsal dinner, and the post-wedding brunch even though I’m not in the damn thing. They are getting a gift from me. I am taking 4 days from work to travel to Chicago for it. I think all…

I.kinda.like.this.

Next up: The Wheel!

This was my EDC Las Vegas 2012, Day 1 ensemble (and lo, Sad Bunny was born). The other two days I wore the same wig and just changed up the outfits, keeping with the candy color theme.

It is to make sure the kid doesn’t ring up liquor and smokes to his underage friends. Yes, it’s a pain in the ass, but it makes sense. *shrugs

I second this motion: fuck this cake.

Or perhaps (fallen) angel food cake. This is fun!

Comic Sans-Fucks

“I find it particularly ironic...that the pro-abortion community would choose to use one of the staples of childhood, glitter, to spread their anti-child message.”

The NRA fights tooth and nail against mandatory waiting periods for purchasing guns. And those things have been known to, on occasion “terminate the life of a separate, unique, living human being.”

I just totally joined the Satanic Temple guys! When do we meet, and should I bring a dish?

This is why it is important to have women equally represented in government.

Don’t forget the chemical bleaching needed to make those plates pristine and white.

Wow, simply amazing.

Your metaphor is all win.

Not everybody can be extraordinary. Or then it would just be ordinary and we are right back where we started.

Karma, baby. It can be a real bitch sometimes.

Ooo, I might try that CC cream and the brightening concealer, they sound like something I could pull off. What brands do you recommend?

In the swinger circles, a single unattached woman is know often referred to as a ‘unicorn’. The usage gives me the creeps.

Gay parties, for one.