Yeah! Abortions for everybody!

After years of trying, I have finally come to the conclusion that I just can't girl. Historically, my makeup application skills usually register in the Tragic Drag Queen bracket.

I definitely lean more to the hetero end of the scale, but for Ri I would totally make an exception. Day-mn

I love how adorable baby animal videos are the only socially acceptable way to use caps lock.

My boyfriend and I have a mandatory clothing policy in our house: pajamas. This usually consists of sweatpants and a hoodie in the cold weather months. We change into them the moment we get home from work because we a People of Leisure. Pajamas, and by extension, sweatpants, are a major cornerstone in our relationship.

Not to mention that quack snake oil shill Oz.

Wow. This is brilliant.

No, his facial features are too small for his bloated head.

I think I love you.

Be that as it may, you do not, under any circumstances give away children who are under your care to random people.

I wouldn't give up a cat if it became problematic after adoption, much less tiny, defenseless children.

I just came here to post this myself. Transformer owl!

Shoes should definitely be on this list.

My gyno told me that the hormones in Morena and other hormonal IUDs is actually is only released locally into the uterus; it is not systemic. So I doubt it would have such effects on the rest of your body like systemic hormonal contraception does (the pill, shots, etc.)

If you have any anti-anxiety prescriptions like I do, drop a couple before you go in, they really help with nerves. I heard some insertion horror stories, but when I had it put in, there was actually very little pain. Just some discomfort and cramping after.

I can't handle hormonal contraception either. The Depo Provera shots, and later various forms of the pill, made me seriously mental and robbed me of my libido. And I didn't feel...like a woman, at all (does that sound weird?) Not having a cycle for almost a decade had left me feeling oddly gender-neutral.

Any excuse to wear a outrageous wig is awesome in my book.

That dude of honor party sounds like the best thing ever.

I have never seen a bachelorette party that looked anything less than tragic.

That woman is flawless.