Prince side-eye times are the best times.

OMG if you like anything Google, don't get an Amazon device.

Ever notice how the most vehement anti-choice folk totally look like SERIAL KILLERS?

I weep for the human race. These people are allowed to vote and procreate.

I got a leash for my cat Isabel once.

I love how puppies come in two speeds: Manic and Comatose.

OMG it like emerging from a singularity in spacetime. My future has become my past.

If this were an otome game, I would play the shit out of it.

O.M.G.

If non-marital sex is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Anti-anxiety medication is also a big help. Good luck!

Not necessarily. I have had a few procedures that I had built up in my mind were going to be excruciating, only to find they were pretty easy to take.

With the botched lethal injections that have happened recently in Arizona and Oaklahoma, I wouldn't trust these yahoos to make a ham sandwich much less humanely end a human being using less conventional methods.

Is there a word for when you take a medicine. but because you are so afraid that it won't work, it doesn't?

A veritable cornucopia of violent depravity of every stripe, but boobs and genitals? The outrage!!

Thanks. God, I'm old.

I just came here to say that. Cheers!

I would love to know his opinion of Prohibition!

Fun fact: the Steubenville Fire Station once caught on fire and burned down. So your assessment of this backwards little backwater is pretty accurate.

It takes a village...to perpetuate rape culture.