I was thinking corpuscular, like he's an unattached cell body...and a cancerous one at that.

Weird presuppostion is right. Amen. I never "changed"...I just always knew I didn't want kids. The major lifestyle change for me would be if I suddenly decided to have children. And I know that if I actually start talking crazy like that, it is merely my hormonal swan-song calling; I have friends on standby with…

Actually, that is a good strategy. Good luck!

Dear Frank,

My car insurance went down significantly after I moved out of Cleveland. Because Cleveland is horrible; more cars are stolen in Cleveland per capita than in LA or NYC. And I also have the benefit of not living in Cleveland anymore. Double win.

I am in love with everything in this editorial. Wow.

A great cause you support. Cheers!

Nothing bolsters my faith in humanity like a learned person who freely admits the limits of their expertise. Without realizing those limits, a person does not grow, and is closed to learning. Bravo, I wish there were more doctors in the world like you.

Most doctors don't get but a shred of training in nutrition, so they really don't know shit when you get right down to it. If your boyfriend wants to lose weight, he should definitely seek out a licensed nutritionist. And from the few that I have known in my years, they are much more encouraging than your standard…

Anybody that thinks "over 40" is old is a clueless, wet behind the ears child. You go with yo' bad self, anaisnun. I will be right behind you, combat boots, ponytails, miniskirts and all.

I don't understand the attraction to this place. I used to live around the block from it. The neighborhood is a bit dicey too.

Melt is even vegan friendly, fyi. And they have a hot cranberry cider alcoholic drink on the menu right now that is fabulous.

Your response made the horrible tight feeling I got in my gut from reading this travesty subside a little. Thanks!

You are 100% pure, uncut, all-natural awesomesauce. And then some.

COTD

Age is no indication of maturity, especially in terms of a relationship. I dated (read: wasted my life on) a man-child my age for years (we were both in our mid-twenties when we met, broke up in our mid-thirties ) He was terribly immature in every sense of the word.

My god, that is a beautiful bathrobe she is wearing.

No, you're right...the refrain starts with "something you said" and ends with "some kind of kiss." Observe:

Damn...must have been some kind of kiss.

I was on the Depo Provera shots for ten years and did not menstruate. After a while, I realized I felt off...my libido was no where to be found, and I felt weirdly neutral (plus, hormonal birth control makes me fucking batshit crazy. Not just during PMS, but all the time).