but they likely have credit cards and a passport that you can sell

ugh my older (by 9/10 years) siblings called me “Chunk” (after the kid in Goonies) because i was a fat kid—my brother even made me do the truffle shuffle in front of his friends to get in the house once. even my MOM called me chunk and i FUCKING HATED IT. i finally talke to her about it about 5 years ago and she…

does that take into account the Amish? they are schooled in thier own schools and whatnot.

a few years back, two of my guy friends were sharing a hotel room for an ot of town wedding and, turns out, they had identical wallets! the one with the early AM flight, not paying attention due to the hour, grabbed “his” wallet and didn’t realize his mistake until he got to the security gate (an hour away from said…

i no longer deal witht he dmv AT ALL. my local triple A has a dmv office as part of their services and you can go there even if you are not a AAA member!! since it is run by AAA they are friendly and nice! its amazing!! i havent been to the actual DMV in nearly a decade (including changing my name after getting…

haha i have een married >9 years and still don’t know what to call my MIL so i don’t call her anything! it is really easy. even on the phone you can say “Hi, it’s Pooslie”

LOL i am gonna copy exactly what he texted me:

it is really neat.

i’ll ask Mr Pooslie and get back to you lol (i think he will say no or something like “only if it is naked lady shaped pasta” lol)

i know, right?! like i said, mildly horrifying.

haha! well the illustrations were a mix of strange and mildly horrifying. the information was so weird but it explained how guys get boners and so little hornball me was hooked lol.

i have a book that i totally stole from my Grandmother’s house in middle school called “the illustrated encylopedia of sex” that is from like the 50s. it is turrible. but also awesome

ugh Pear trees here so grose

me too i love the self checkout because i am anal about how my groceries are bagged (i once had a casheir put a single loaf of bread in a tough reusable bag and then DOUBLE BAG a 1/2gallon of milk in plastic store bags) i have not gone to a cashier at that grocery store since.

you could get her a little, inexpensive mp3 player for it. it could be her special player just for that.

is splitting the bill like a big city thing??

wtf? i have LITERALLY* never split the check evenly unless it is a family style/shared plate type of place. how is this a thing that exists? is it because you order appetizers? because we jsut split the appetizer and then pay for what meal/drink we ordered. maybe it is because i never have cash? is this a big city…

same—every oven i have ever seen or owned has the broler in the top of the oven and the bottom was a storage drawer. gas, electric, always the same

i don’t think i have ever disagreed with you before but bell peppers are DISGUSTING. and they upset my tummy.

THIS! QDOBA 5EVER