nevermind, it’s working now

oh, yeah you totally don’t see me out there raising lions! my point was more that tigers will jack your shit—they do not give fuck who you are or if you raised them. lions are like 900+lb dogs with giant claws and a tongue that can rend flesh from bones—but they loooove you!!! tigers do not care you are just a bigger…

Off topic but the Jezebel RSS feed is not working—it hasn’t updated since Friday at 12pm EST.

to be fair to that lion video though, Lions are Pack animals and tigers are NOT. Lions behave similarly to dogs with people who raise them from cubs and generally lion tamers/raisers only get hurt on accident (the lion plays to hard or doesn’t know its strength)

you probably make your bed every day too.

MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE

it totally is! we went down there when it first was unveiled and i almost cried (im a HUGE Mr Rogers fan) it’s like sharp/poky too, so UN-ROGERS!

UGH SO TERRIBLE poor Mr Rogers!

because if they bring their kid into your office and it has measels or something, any babies/unable to vax kids in the waiting room are gonna get sick and maybe even die?

I have done 2 separate shops of (grand) parents looking over a new baby. One was the baby was named after the grandpa and the other was the grandma died suddenly right before baby was born. mine were way more tasteful than this guy’s work though.

Vincent Van Gough had an older brother that died that was named Vincent. and his dad was the pastor so they lived right next to the cemetery so he always had to walk past this grave with is name on it!

that baby is still alive, see how the eyes are a littel blurry, because it blinked

you didn’t happen to go to the same school as me, did you? (Wattsburg PA) your dances sound EXACTLY like mine. they were the FUNNEST and i never left the house otherwise lol

i had the short version that my mom made but i wore it to homecoming, not prom (i was only in 9th grade). the next year i wore the same dress to homecoming but my mom made a white tulle ball gown skirt to go over it that had a layer of iridescent white fabric. it looked amazing. until a bully guy said i looked like…

it could be a bathroom in a locer room at like their gym or something. people wander around locker rooms naked all the time.

beet eggs or gtfo:

note: that’s as far as i read before i came to check the comments

it just made me cackle and think of this comic:

i think its a seashell?

I remember when i was in about 2nd grade, we ran into my aunt at Hills and she was complaining that she couldn’t find anything for my cousin (3 days younger than me) except dresses because she is “so skinny”. that was the first time i realized i was a fat kid bcause all the dresses (that i LOVED) looked TERRIBLE on me…