:) i photoshopped a monicle on her too! but i can’t find that pic, i think facebook ate it

:) well she gets treats for letting me put stuff on her lol

dog picspam ahoy!
this is my Princess (she came with that name but is sure does suit her)

especially starbucks—they have really good benefits for a foodservice/retail job

i saw this tour at Star-lake Amphitheater (or whatever it was called a the time)

aww thats cute!

DRACULA!

wait what is a lentil wedding?

oh i agree with you there but even though we were a franchise, BR has minimum open hours you have to follow. (even if it is 10 degrees and snowing you still have to stay open til 10pm!)

umm you are wrong. cake is awesome. the end.

when i was assistant manager for Baskin Robbins the yogurt machine was dumped and torn down every night as part of cleanup and then had to be cleaned/sanitized/lubed/put back together every morning as part of the opening. it always was back together by opening but it takes TIME for the SHIT TO FREEZE. the number of…

oh you “gaurente” that do you??

umm this video is fucking amazeballs

yeah it is an overall poorly exicuted photo—highlights blown out, wierd lighting on the face

my point is, anything that is made in a factory is gonna have little bits of stuff that doesn’t belong in it at some point, just usually getting filtered out before the end.

...ok? that is not that bad. it is the actionable levels so if there is 1 or more rodent hair, they pull the product. and so on. not really that bad. maybe its because my dad used to work in a grape juice factory, cleaning the filter after the grapes were crushed and he said that everything that was in the basket with…

i love that it cuts to Chris tucker and hes got this look on his face like “don’t cut to me man!”

you know what? my mom hates tats but she grew used to mine and last time i saw her she said my newest one (of Orion) is cute. so i hope you would not react like this, and tell them they ahve to pay for it themselves at a reputable shop and that you won’t like it but it is their life to live....

whats wrong with peanut butter?

i moved* in the middle of the RSVP time so about 2 weeks out from the wedding, anyone who didn’t RSVP (from laziness or whatever) got an email or phone call from me like “hi, i think your RSVP got lost in the mail/move tee-hee” yeah no, only ONE person had RSVPed and it got lost (one other person had theirs returned…